Okay, even though this story is way embarrassing...I just have to share it because it made me laugh. Brock and I were feeling a bit silly tonight and had been giving each other a hard time. There were some words exchanged. One thing led to another and I had the bright idea of giving him a wet-willy. Not such a good idea when you are the smaller person. I run down the hall and into the kid's room where Brock proceeds with his retaliation. I yell, "I have to pee!" Usually that saves me from anything major. He holds me where I am standing. Again I yell, "I really have to pee!" The bonds don't loosen. I manage to squirm back into the hall, he still has a hold of me. I then yell, "I am peeing!!!" Yup. I had the
privilege of peeing my pants tonight. I feel so cool, you all should try it. After proving (You can pee a little and then stop it...that story is for another day) that my bladder couldn't stop mid-stream (especially while I am laughing hysterically) I went and took a shower. I guess I need to work on my Keggels.
2 comments:
Hey, I pee a little everytime I do a jumping jack! That is so funny that you pee'd on him though! Serves him right. Doesn't he know to listen to a woman when she says she has to pee?
I'd be working those kegels out if I were you. When I read your title, I thought it may have to do with New Jersey. Look forward to hearing about it.
moopor: an underwear that is lacey around the edges and fuzzy in the middle
(moopor is the verification word, so I thought I'd just define it for you)
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